diff --git a/Tusker/Screens/Compose/MainComposeTextView.swift b/Tusker/Screens/Compose/MainComposeTextView.swift
index f98ec04859..2d1975ddf8 100644
--- a/Tusker/Screens/Compose/MainComposeTextView.swift
+++ b/Tusker/Screens/Compose/MainComposeTextView.swift
@@ -11,12 +11,20 @@ import Pachyderm
 
 struct MainComposeTextView: View {
     @ObservedObject var draft: Draft
-    let placeholder: Text = {
+    @State private var placeholder: Text = {
         let components = Calendar.current.dateComponents([.month, .day], from: Date())
-        if components.month == 9 && components.day == 21 {
+        if components.month == 3 && components.day == 14 {
+            if Date().formatted(date: .numeric, time: .omitted).starts(with: "3") {
+                return Text("Happy π day!")
+            }
+        } else if components.month == 9 && components.day == 21 {
             return Text("Do you remember?")
         } else if components.month == 10 && components.day == 31 {
-            return Text("Post something spooky!")
+            if .random() {
+                return Text("Post something spooky!")
+            } else {
+                return Text("Any questions?")
+            }
         }
         return Text("What's on your mind?")
     }()